Her Classic Reaction.

Like some of you might know I advertised that I made breakfast for my wife and daughter this morning, this is not another weak attempt to get more pats on my shoulder.

Halfway through while eating, the happiness of the surprise faded and her real concern kicked in. So, how many dishes did you use to prepare this breakfast. I said, the bare minimum honey. Cutting board, Washed the potatoes in one vessel, then transferred it to another and boiled it, used the frying pan, when this was being done, boiled the eggs in another pan, one plate for the fruits, re-used the same vessel I used to wash potatoes to cook grits(smart, eh), couple serving plates. I got her classic reaction, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. By now I know when she does that, she is really annoyed. Like the time I told her, I want to get a motorcycle, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. I want to get my ears pierced, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. I want to get a tattoo, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. Honey, I am going to shave my mustache. HELL NO, I will kill you if you do that.